Hello! ... Is there anybody there?

Hello, hello, hello ....
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me ....
Is there anyone at home?

For those who are blessed for having normal non-LSD-loving-hippie parents, and couldn't recognize the reference to Pink Floyd anthem or who were deep asleep throughout the Scissor Sisters explosion on the clubbing scene in 2004 or were possibly on a trip to outer space (and didn't get FM radio transmission) those words above are not mine. Even though I would love to claim the credit for myself, I am sure there are avid googlers out there who would love nothing more than to discredit me right from my very first post!

Yes, googler is in fact a word. Although when I tried to use it last time I played Scrabble with my noisy 11-year old cousins, they challenged me and I lost because it wasn't in the dictionary!! When are they ever going to publish wikipedia? I don't want that just to prove my idiotic cousins wrong, but also to retroactively sue the stupid college professor for all the grades he deducted every time I used wikipedia as a source .... stupid cave man!

Anyway! I just wanted to say that I am feeling extremely bored, one could even say numb .... comfortably numb!

I always feel that way whenever I have to study. I just hate the angst of waiting for exams, and I wish someone in the UN realizes it constitutes a glaring violation of global human rights conventions as cruel and unusual punishment. Of course, some people may say the same about deadlines but not me! Whenever I have a deadline, I get extremely horny which is why I LOVE DEADLINES. Forget about Viagra, give me a 48-hour deadline and I will be humping like a rabbit!

But not today .... today I have to study, so I feel numb!

Strangely enough, I prefer the Scissor Sisters' cover more than the Pink Floyd original. Don't know if it is a case of delayed juvenile rebellion, trying to rebel against the music my parents liked and played when I was growing up, or if it is something more inherent in the Scissor Sisters' song (and video?).

Man! That could very well be the most depressing first-post in the history of the world! But I am so unbelievably numb, not even the prospect of setting a world record could cheer me up .... time for some porn?